question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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