Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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