talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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