All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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