My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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