i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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