that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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