im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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