doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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