Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
of course. lets lasso hookers.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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