STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Say something about gay babies.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
