Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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