Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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