So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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