It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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