Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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