Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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