It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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