I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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