Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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