i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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