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Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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