You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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