scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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