i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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