Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Randomize
