i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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