so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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