So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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