I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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