Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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