Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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