That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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