how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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