brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm really into asian looking animals
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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