We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
