Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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