He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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