You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
