My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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