I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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