Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
