Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I party with great urgency now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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