I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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