ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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