why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I need water and some morals
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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