i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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