I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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