we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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