i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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