just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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