apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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